MEGA TECHNO TRON 3000 v0.11.7
Copyright (C) 1988-2999

Initializing AI
Detecting workflow problems
Launching system core

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MEGA TECHNO TRON 3000

Welcome to the end of your manual labor.

Automate Your Workflows

[preferably before they automate you]

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Your AI-powered automation unit.

We’re two tech guys tired of boring, repetitive, inefficient workflows. With 10+ and 15+ years of experience each, we’ve seen it all. No suits. Just AI, automation, and silky-smooth ops. Who have we worked with? Fortune 500. Startups. SMBs. In short — we’ve got the scars and the skills.

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💉 Embedding AI

We embed intelligence into your business workflows. Even if you're running 400 Google Sheet tabs or other non-scalable stuff.

🧠 Brutal Automation

AI does the job - from talking to your customers to predictive analytics. So you can sip your mate. Or build an empire.

⚙️ System Assembly

APIs, webhooks, auto-triggers. If it can be linked, we’ll connect it. So have a holistic view on your business and can actually run it, not micromanage.

🧰 Custom Builds

Know about AI but have no idea how to implement it? We'll invent and build for you.

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[1] Surviving, not scaling

You've got endless tasks. Repeated manual clicks. Human mistakes. Tools all over the place. We’ve been there too.

[2] Dig through the mess

We analyze your workflows and detect what AI + automation can solve instantly (literally in a couple of days).

[3] Get a working system

Less chaos. More flow. No more messy spreadsheets and guesswork. You get integrated, scalable processes and workflows.

[FINAL] Why it matters

Your time is too expensive for busywork. We: make your business run like a machine. You: focus on growth and vision.

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“I implemented AI so I could lay off half my team and call it a strategic move.”
— anonymous

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hashrocket.ai

Built predictive analytics tool for marketers: Gemini, Zapier, Graph API that increases conversion by +30%.

hashrocket.ai

favia.ai

Integrated smart routing and multi-model response desktop tool that saves ~30 min for professionals.

favia.ai

Under NDA

Streamlined processes for a US-based software company: increased team capacity by automation.

under NDA

Digiturn

Developed internal workflow optimization tools that automated delivery and increased team productivity.

digiturn.io

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Instant AI audit. One action plan. 10+ hours saved a week.

Okay, real talk now.

Yes, this site looks like a 90s fever dream. That's for a reason.

We glad you are reading this — you get the irony.
We believe AI doesn’t have to be wrapped in buzzwords, salesy or B2B jargon.
We work with founders and managers who are done with complexity and the human factor.
We build real automation systems using AI, no-code, and custom integrations.
Let’s talk like humans. No pitch decks, just problems and solutions.

Sincerely yours

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Injection of modernity. Let's talk like real humans.

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